As Much As I love Mgazines, I'm Bored With Them As well!

I'm feelin' it...It's Friday!



What I'm not feeling, is yet another magazine cover, featuring the homogenized Jennifer Aniston, aka: J-Annh (pronounced with lip turned up and hand waving in that so-so motion)! I'm sooo bored with Editors force-feeding us the same 3-4 women a year. They rotate, J-Annh, Cameron Diaz, Gwyneth Paltrow and Sarah Jessica Parker throughout the year.



I actually went on to Bazaar's website and they have someone on video, saying how all women just adore Jennifer Aniston. Uh, NO WE DON'T!!! She's not an amazing dresser, she's not that interesting nor comes off being very deep, she's so NOT sexy and she's not drop-dead gorgeous! But having said that, she appears to be a nice girl (note to Jen: Men love Bitches-read the book. Probably explains why all her ex's, are married with children). She's pretty, but not stunning (all the entertainment shows describe her this way) and she's skinny-not built like a brick shit house, just skinny, but very toned for her age. I do love a forty somethin' chick with her body right-n-tight!



I don't want this to sound like a personal attack on J-Annh, I just want to see a bigger variety of women, that ALL women can relate to. America is not made up of white women with bleached blonde hair and a size 2 only. That's why I miss the old Scavullo Cosmopolitan covers. He made those models sexy and alluring-they jumped off the page! It was just the model, her curves, the wardrobe and glamorous hair & make-up.





Those were the days...God, I miss Supermodels!



Have a great weekend... :)