R We Really Ready for...MEN IN HEELS??!!!

... "I'M NOT!!!"

Olympic figure skater, Johnny Weir pictured above, is known for his dramatic costumes, outrageous behavior and yes-HEELS! I'm so sorry gurls, I love heels; they make me feel so girly and sexy and dammit..., I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY MOST TREASURED TRINKET WITH MEN!!!

Men should be men! They get to be President of countries and corporations; they make more money on average than women do and they get to keep their bodies stretch-mark free that comes from giving birth-let us not even mention-cellulite...HELLO!!!

Go be men-start a war with someone in traffic or some poor country. But leave the baby-making and heels to us WOMEN!

Catch the Olympics (and ol' Johnny) every night this week on NBC.