When Heels Go Wrong

They can go waayyyy wrong!

Hello Ms. Heels,

Oh how I wish to attend the Met Gala Ball in NYC one day. But in the interim, I'll settle for admiring all the pics from the event. And in doing so, I realized that a couple of the attendees had not chosen the right shoe for their dresses. Lets discuss shall we?

Ms. Brooklyn Decker: LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the hot pink dress! It made such a bold statement. And with that Sports Illustrated body of yours, I'm sure it was even more fabulous in person. BUT, the chunky 11th grader, training-wheel-heels, um...not so much! Just like you not needing a training bra, you did not need these shoes on-these are better matched with a pair of shorts and tee shirt. A sleek 5 inch nude heel would have done the trick. Not that nude chunk you pulled from God knows where. And if this was the work of a stylist-fire him/her immediately!

p.s. for a great nude heel, check out this Louboutin look-alike for only $32.95: Cord by Liliana

Moving On...

Ms. Christine Teigen (John legend's GF): Again I love a Cher inspired, risk taking outfit. You were so not trying to blend-LOVE IT! Great body, great face...wrong shoes! The nice sensible open-toe heels you're wearing are for the office or a nice business dinner-not for your costume. You needed a eye-catching, daring, maybe crystal swarthed heel. You stepped out on the ledge of good taste meets bad taste (pushing all kinds of boundaries), where so many things can go wrong (and yet you pulled it off), then it seems you got scared. So you chose a safe, conservative heel. No, no. You're out there now, give it all you got next time!

p.s. Like the heels Christine is wearing, we have a copy of these again by Liliana-Cord/black.


Ok I'm done (all said with love).
Ms. Hill