Hmmnn...where do I begin? Ok this jokers (more on this later) name is Jonah Falcon and officially, according to all sorts of world record keepers and HBO who's about to do a documentary on him, he has the world's largest penis! Coming in at a whopping 13.5 inches!!! And to put that number into perspective: an average ruler is 12 inches. A regular bottle of wine is around 13 (Judy)-can you imagine? I can. Uh, I mean can't!
But back to the "joker" description. Why am I calling him a joke? Because he made the news for being unemployed! Uh, hello...with all the unemployed men out there, they chose you Jonah to feature. Dude, use the brain upstairs not the one downstairs and market the hell out of yourself!
You have a product that one could literally put a bumper sticker on; why aren't you making that "thing" work for you?
This is why I always say, behind every man is a good woman! Ooh...I don't know, in this case I might have to change that; what woman wants this dude behind her...ouch!
But if you do, you are one brave be-otch! Then O' Brave One, put on your flyest heels and get your (deep) think'n self on up to New York, where everyday will feel like Wednesday, aka "hump day." He lives there-WITH HIS MAMA!
That's no joke-sadly enough.
Good luck with that...THING!
See I knew Dre would be famous one day. He just looks a little pale since you left him.
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