KEEPIN' IT REAL WITH MS. HEEL ADVICE COLUMN:

TIGER WOODS IS ACTING MORE LIKE A RABBIT!

...And then there were FOUR! REALLY TIGER-4 GIRLS? Notice I did not say women-a real woman would not allow herself to be used as your plaything and play seconds to your wife or any other woman! Between hitting the links and all this extra curricular "ass," Peter Rabbit, uh...I mean Tiger, how did you manage to do anything else? As they say, you and all your chicks, were bangin' like bunnies!

So here's my unsolicited piece of advice, amongst the million others out there:

First to "All the Single Ladies": Make Tiger or any other dude out there, put a ring on it! Or hell at the very least-a down payment on one! In other words, demand some respect for yourself and never get involved with a man, who's not willing to make you his number 1 girl! What I think is so ironic and totally being missed by the male-run media, is that Tiger was foolin' around with working girls. No not prostitutes, but young girls working as cocktail waitresses and as D-list actresses, who still need side gigs to make ends meet. REALLY??? He's a billionaire for God's sake! These girls were giving up all that precious, you-know-what to a billionaire and still had to work! C'MON!!! To all my single ladies and young Ms. Heels reading this: DO NOT GET PLAYED LIKE THIS! And even as I write this, those of you who are involved with married men, are thinking that your married man is different and really loves you and that he will leave her for you. Only time will tell (what I already know); but in the meantime while you are there, when you take off your heels and jump into bed with him, the shoes that are laying on the side of the bed-better be designer! Make him make love to your feet with, Jimmy Choos, Manolos and Louboutins! Don't you dare put your feet up in the air with heels from Payless, DSW or some other cheap-ass outlet! IF HE'S GONNA PLAY-MAKE HIM PAY!

Secondly, To Tiger: A MANS LIFE IS NOTHING WITHOUT INTEGRITY-GET SOME!

And finally, to Elin: Put his ass out, even if it's only for 6 months. Clear your head and really decide if all the explicit details that keep emerging about your husband is worth it. Girlfriend, trust me, it's hard as hell to walk away from a broke brother, let alone a member of the Billionaire Boys Club! But my God, he was so sloppy with his s%*@! And I know you have 2 kids to think about; but think about this: IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY-AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY!