Friday, May 29, 2009

Weekend Guide: What NOT to do!

TGIF!!! I have a really fun-packed weekend ahead. A luau to attend, a big hat brunch and some gardening to do. Yeah, I like (actually love) to plant colorful flowers-everywhere! It's my little slice of heaven, that I get to enjoy every morning and night when sitting on my patio.



But first, I will go to happy hour; which will probably go well into the night. As you have probably guessed, I'll be dressed fabulously and of course be rockin' some kiss-ass heels. But here's a word to the wise, DO NOT DRIVE AND WEAR HEELS! Why? First, because it ruins the back of the shoe. Secondly it could cause this:

About two days ago, a woman in Yuma, Arizona, told authorities that wearing heels was the cause of her car barreling into a gas station! Uh, note to self-REMOVE HEELS WHEN DRIVING! Even celebrities have admitted to this happening. Back in 2007, Brooke Shields told police that the same thing happened to her; only she ran her car into her own house! I question this story just a tad. Cue Jamie Foxxs' song: "Blame it on da alcohol-blame it on the goose...! I'm not buying this one Brooke. And a beautiful former model in Germany lived the same fate, actually fatally injuring someone-all because of heels!

So Ms. Heel, no matter what you do this last weekend in May, this is what NOT TO DO!

p.s. and of course no drinking while driving-prison fashion looks awful with heels!

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